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Post author By New Zealand Blog News Service
Post date February 20, 2024

Tory Whanau may have to sell Wellington mayoralty to make ends meet September 20, 2024
Tory Whanau has revealed that she’s struggling so much financially that she may have to part with her beloved mayoralty, that of New Zealand’s capital city, if she’s to fund her ever-diminishing lifestyle. Whanau was elected to lead Wellington in 2022, winning an overwhelming victory against the incumbent mayor: the evil version of Jason Gunn. […]
Ben Uffindell
Ukrainian militia receives defective shipment of pagers that just send and receive messages September 18, 2024
There’s been a major setback for one Ukrainian-backed militia on the Russian border, after the group ordered a large shipment of pagers to use as improvised explosive devices. The plan was to litter the pagers throughout abandoned homes and buildings in hopes of wounding Russian soldiers. But upon arrival of the shipment, routed through the […]
Ben Uffindell
Government directs Te Puni Kōkiri to conduct Māori Language Week in English September 17, 2024
The coalition government has issued a directive to Te Puni Kōkiri, the Ministry of Māori Development, instructing them that – in the interests of clear communication – they are to conduct this year’s Māori Language Week primarily or exclusively in English. The directive is in line with the Government’s policy – signaled when they came […]
Ben Uffindell
Government celebrates fact that New Zealand’s healthcare is so good people are queuing up for it at 5am September 17, 2024
At yesterday’s post-cabinet press conference, Prime Minister Christopher Luxon, flanked by his Health Minister Shane Reti and someone we can’t independently verify was a real sign language interpreter, announced that he had some positive news for the country. “Alright team, I’m just going to hand over to uh, Dr. Shane, because I think he’s got […]
Ben Uffindell
Heartwarming: Thoughtful driver uses indicator to tell you what they’ve just done September 17, 2024
It’s 4:10pm in the morning, and you’re in the middle lane heading north on the great southern motorway of our nation’s capital, Auckland. There are no cars directly in front of you, but quite a few in the lane to your left. Suddenly, without warning, a black ute enters your lane, cutting in front of […]
Ben Uffindell
NPC teams will now be allowed to actually use the Ranfurly Shield in play September 17, 2024
Following decades of controversy, the governing body of New Zealand rugby, New Zealand Rugby, has ruled that the team currently holding the Ranfurly Shield may once again use it in play during the National Provincial Championship (NPC). The ruling restores the utility of a prize that for many years was rendered merely symbolic, after the […]
Ben Uffindell
Police say they won’t respond to bomb threats anymore as ‘it’s never anything’ September 16, 2024
Police Commissioner Andrew Coster says that New Zealand’s police force will no longer respond to bomb threats, in an attempt to cut costs and redirect police resources to less boring activities. Coster said that threat response and bomb disposal was a “fairly obvious” area for downsizing, as bomb threats are “never anything”, a “huge waste […]
Ben Uffindell
Air New Zealand flight attendant named CEO after one year on job November 30, 2021
New Zealand’s national carrier, Air New Zealand, has expressed great enthusiasm in announcing its new CEO today: 51-year-old Nathan Guy, a flight attendant who has spent about 1200 hours on the job. Guy joined the company as a fresh-faced, wide-eyed flight attendant serving now-reduced domestic routes in November of 2020, and has since spent a […]
Ben Uffindell
National Party board denies it unanimously agreed to Collins’ Faustian bargain with Satan November 26, 2021
National Party president Peter Goodfellow is today issuing a strong denial on behalf of the party’s board, saying they did not, at any point, agree to the Faustian bargain that National leader Judith Collins struck with the Evil One, Son of Perdition, the Devil Satan himself. When Collins became the leader of the National Party […]
Ben Uffindell
Super Saturday recap: Patrick Gower doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do October 16, 2021
It was Aotearoa’s first national day of action in over ten years, the first since 2010, when Prime Minister John Key tried to inspire us to clean up our nation’s berms. It didn’t work. Today, New Zealand’s berms are worse than ever. But history is not destiny, and other cliches. Today, we tried again, this […]
Ben Uffindell

Driver critical after Southland crash March 4, 2025
Photo: ODT Files A vehicle crashed through a fence and into a paddock near the Oreti River before the driver was airlifted to hospital in a critical condition.
Marmite sandwich and an apple: Is this good enough for a child’s lunch? March 4, 2025
Could a Marmite sandwich get you through the day? Photo: Scott Barbour By Nicky Park of RNZ Prime Minister Christopher Luxon's suggestion of a Marmite sandwich and an apple for lunch wouldn't keep a child full or feed their brain sufficiently, according to local health and education experts.
Is a Marmite sandwich and apple good enough for a kid's lunch? March 4, 2025
Could a Marmite sandwich get you through the day? Photo: Scott Barbour By Nicky Park of RNZ Prime Minister Christopher Luxon's suggestion of a Marmite sandwich and an apple for lunch wouldn't keep a child full or feed their brain sufficiently, according to local health and education experts.
Husband pleads not guilty to wife's murder March 4, 2025
Robert White is accused of murdering his wife Karen. Photo: Facebook The husband of an Invercargill woman found dead at Lake Hāwea last year has formally pleaded not guilty to her murder.
Government's ferry cancellation cost $300m - so far March 4, 2025
Penguins and pixels bring conservation to classroom March 4, 2025
People from around the world will soon be able to view a virtual replica of Flea Bay to learn about the Pohatu Penguin Sanctuary and the kororā (Little Penguin) that call it home. Photo: Supplied The days of telling students to put away their devices are fading as a groundbreaking new project moves learning from […]
Kees Chalmers
Rangiora after-hours medical centre a step closer March 4, 2025
An artist's impression of the proposed new after-hours facility to be built at the Rangiora Health Hub. Image: Supplied by South Link Health Group A long-awaited after-hours medical facility in Rangiora is a step closer after a meeting between the local council and the boss of South Link Health.
David Hill
Fears for future of Methven creek March 4, 2025
The Mt Harding Creek Catchment Group is hopeful of finding a solution to retain a reliable flow through the Mt Harding Creek as they fear the impacts of the Ashburton District Council's planned exit from stockwater delivery. Photo: Supplied The Methven community is fighting to save Mt Harding Creek amid concerns it could dry up […]
Residents canvassed over bus route extension March 4, 2025
A survey has been launched with the goal of extending bus routes in Belfast to cater for the area’s growing population.
Jack Ward
Second-hand market grows by half a billion dollars March 4, 2025
Photo: Getty People looking to declutter and downsize are finding a growing market for their cast-offs.