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Post author By New Zealand Blog News Service
Post date February 11, 2024

Tory Whanau may have to sell Wellington mayoralty to make ends meet September 20, 2024
Tory Whanau has revealed that she’s struggling so much financially that she may have to part with her beloved mayoralty, that of New Zealand’s capital city, if she’s to fund her ever-diminishing lifestyle. Whanau was elected to lead Wellington in 2022, winning an overwhelming victory against the incumbent mayor: the evil version of Jason Gunn. […]
Ben Uffindell
Ukrainian militia receives defective shipment of pagers that just send and receive messages September 18, 2024
There’s been a major setback for one Ukrainian-backed militia on the Russian border, after the group ordered a large shipment of pagers to use as improvised explosive devices. The plan was to litter the pagers throughout abandoned homes and buildings in hopes of wounding Russian soldiers. But upon arrival of the shipment, routed through the […]
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Government directs Te Puni Kōkiri to conduct Māori Language Week in English September 17, 2024
The coalition government has issued a directive to Te Puni Kōkiri, the Ministry of Māori Development, instructing them that – in the interests of clear communication – they are to conduct this year’s Māori Language Week primarily or exclusively in English. The directive is in line with the Government’s policy – signaled when they came […]
Ben Uffindell
Government celebrates fact that New Zealand’s healthcare is so good people are queuing up for it at 5am September 17, 2024
At yesterday’s post-cabinet press conference, Prime Minister Christopher Luxon, flanked by his Health Minister Shane Reti and someone we can’t independently verify was a real sign language interpreter, announced that he had some positive news for the country. “Alright team, I’m just going to hand over to uh, Dr. Shane, because I think he’s got […]
Ben Uffindell
Heartwarming: Thoughtful driver uses indicator to tell you what they’ve just done September 17, 2024
It’s 4:10pm in the morning, and you’re in the middle lane heading north on the great southern motorway of our nation’s capital, Auckland. There are no cars directly in front of you, but quite a few in the lane to your left. Suddenly, without warning, a black ute enters your lane, cutting in front of […]
Ben Uffindell
NPC teams will now be allowed to actually use the Ranfurly Shield in play September 17, 2024
Following decades of controversy, the governing body of New Zealand rugby, New Zealand Rugby, has ruled that the team currently holding the Ranfurly Shield may once again use it in play during the National Provincial Championship (NPC). The ruling restores the utility of a prize that for many years was rendered merely symbolic, after the […]
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Police say they won’t respond to bomb threats anymore as ‘it’s never anything’ September 16, 2024
Police Commissioner Andrew Coster says that New Zealand’s police force will no longer respond to bomb threats, in an attempt to cut costs and redirect police resources to less boring activities. Coster said that threat response and bomb disposal was a “fairly obvious” area for downsizing, as bomb threats are “never anything”, a “huge waste […]
Ben Uffindell
Air New Zealand flight attendant named CEO after one year on job November 30, 2021
New Zealand’s national carrier, Air New Zealand, has expressed great enthusiasm in announcing its new CEO today: 51-year-old Nathan Guy, a flight attendant who has spent about 1200 hours on the job. Guy joined the company as a fresh-faced, wide-eyed flight attendant serving now-reduced domestic routes in November of 2020, and has since spent a […]
Ben Uffindell
National Party board denies it unanimously agreed to Collins’ Faustian bargain with Satan November 26, 2021
National Party president Peter Goodfellow is today issuing a strong denial on behalf of the party’s board, saying they did not, at any point, agree to the Faustian bargain that National leader Judith Collins struck with the Evil One, Son of Perdition, the Devil Satan himself. When Collins became the leader of the National Party […]
Ben Uffindell
Super Saturday recap: Patrick Gower doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do October 16, 2021
It was Aotearoa’s first national day of action in over ten years, the first since 2010, when Prime Minister John Key tried to inspire us to clean up our nation’s berms. It didn’t work. Today, New Zealand’s berms are worse than ever. But history is not destiny, and other cliches. Today, we tried again, this […]
Ben Uffindell

ODT quiz: November 22 November 21, 2024
Letters to Editor: Central Otago, hospital, change November 21, 2024
One reader suggests that Cromwell may be an apt spot for a new hospital. File photo: ODT Today's Letters to the Editor from readers cover topics including the growing population of Central Otago, musings on the Dunedin hospital build, and societal changes of the last decade.
‘They are never beaten’ November 21, 2024
An almighty question which many will not want answered November 21, 2024
The Hīkoi mō te Tiriti. PHOTO: JILL BOWIE According to Te Ara, the Ministry of Culture and Heritage’s Encyclopedia of New Zealand, there were 15,000 in 2004.
Refurbishment is the way forward November 21, 2024
The Dunedin Hospital ward block. PHOTO: PETER MCINTOSH Developer Russell Lund remains unconvinced by arguments against refurbishing the former Dunedin hospital building.
Principles debate shows the need for greater protection of Treaty rights November 21, 2024
The house of representatives. PHOTO: ODT FILES The Treaty debate begs the question of whether New Zealand needs a second chamber of Parliament, Tony Fitchett writes.
Odds On November 21, 2024
Council accepts ministers’ offer to help with water November 21, 2024
Richard Saunders Otago regional councillors want to work alongside council staff and ministry officials on the new national approach to freshwater management.
Hamish MacLean
Fast 50 puts Dunedin housing company eighth November 21, 2024
Halter uses artificial intelligence to guide cows around farms, set up virtual fences and detect health events. PHOTO: SUPPLIED Dunedin's TGC Homes is the highest ranked southern business on this year’s Deloitte Fast 50 index — placing eighth with revenue growth of 398%.
Sally Rae
It’s kai time — foundation comes to aid of foodbank November 21, 2024
Graeme Dingle Foundation Southern programme manager Phil Dobson (left) and Southern regional general manager Anna Gaitt deliver food collected from their Kiwi Can programme to Salvation Army Invercargill Foodbank volunteer Ross Sanson, community ministries manager Cathy Strong and food security co-ordinator Melissa Dimmock (front) to distribute to hungry whānau last week. PHOTO: NINA TAPU Last […]
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