Chris Rattue: The All Blacks are devoid of good sense in a crisis

Post author By New Zealand Blog News Service
Post date October 2, 2020

OPINION

It’s hard to know which is the more embarrassing – America’s presidential debate or rugby’s attempts to run rugby.

They both involve chaos with people talking at each other from different planets …

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