Gregor Paul: All Blacks only have one card left to play in Rugby Champs mess

Post author By New Zealand Blog News Service
Post date September 25, 2020

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Having unilaterally blown up Super Rugby earlier this year, New Zealand Rugby cast itself as the self-styled governor of the Southern Hemisphere.

To end 25 years of Super Rugby with a press …

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