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Post author By New Zealand Blog News Service
Post date August 30, 2024

Tory Whanau may have to sell Wellington mayoralty to make ends meet September 20, 2024
Tory Whanau has revealed that she’s struggling so much financially that she may have to part with her beloved mayoralty, that of New Zealand’s capital city, if she’s to fund her ever-diminishing lifestyle. Whanau was elected to lead Wellington in 2022, winning an overwhelming victory against the incumbent mayor: the evil version of Jason Gunn. […]
Ben Uffindell
Ukrainian militia receives defective shipment of pagers that just send and receive messages September 18, 2024
There’s been a major setback for one Ukrainian-backed militia on the Russian border, after the group ordered a large shipment of pagers to use as improvised explosive devices. The plan was to litter the pagers throughout abandoned homes and buildings in hopes of wounding Russian soldiers. But upon arrival of the shipment, routed through the […]
Ben Uffindell
Government directs Te Puni Kōkiri to conduct Māori Language Week in English September 17, 2024
The coalition government has issued a directive to Te Puni Kōkiri, the Ministry of Māori Development, instructing them that – in the interests of clear communication – they are to conduct this year’s Māori Language Week primarily or exclusively in English. The directive is in line with the Government’s policy – signaled when they came […]
Ben Uffindell
Government celebrates fact that New Zealand’s healthcare is so good people are queuing up for it at 5am September 17, 2024
At yesterday’s post-cabinet press conference, Prime Minister Christopher Luxon, flanked by his Health Minister Shane Reti and someone we can’t independently verify was a real sign language interpreter, announced that he had some positive news for the country. “Alright team, I’m just going to hand over to uh, Dr. Shane, because I think he’s got […]
Ben Uffindell
Heartwarming: Thoughtful driver uses indicator to tell you what they’ve just done September 17, 2024
It’s 4:10pm in the morning, and you’re in the middle lane heading north on the great southern motorway of our nation’s capital, Auckland. There are no cars directly in front of you, but quite a few in the lane to your left. Suddenly, without warning, a black ute enters your lane, cutting in front of […]
Ben Uffindell
NPC teams will now be allowed to actually use the Ranfurly Shield in play September 17, 2024
Following decades of controversy, the governing body of New Zealand rugby, New Zealand Rugby, has ruled that the team currently holding the Ranfurly Shield may once again use it in play during the National Provincial Championship (NPC). The ruling restores the utility of a prize that for many years was rendered merely symbolic, after the […]
Ben Uffindell
Police say they won’t respond to bomb threats anymore as ‘it’s never anything’ September 16, 2024
Police Commissioner Andrew Coster says that New Zealand’s police force will no longer respond to bomb threats, in an attempt to cut costs and redirect police resources to less boring activities. Coster said that threat response and bomb disposal was a “fairly obvious” area for downsizing, as bomb threats are “never anything”, a “huge waste […]
Ben Uffindell
Air New Zealand flight attendant named CEO after one year on job November 30, 2021
New Zealand’s national carrier, Air New Zealand, has expressed great enthusiasm in announcing its new CEO today: 51-year-old Nathan Guy, a flight attendant who has spent about 1200 hours on the job. Guy joined the company as a fresh-faced, wide-eyed flight attendant serving now-reduced domestic routes in November of 2020, and has since spent a […]
Ben Uffindell
National Party board denies it unanimously agreed to Collins’ Faustian bargain with Satan November 26, 2021
National Party president Peter Goodfellow is today issuing a strong denial on behalf of the party’s board, saying they did not, at any point, agree to the Faustian bargain that National leader Judith Collins struck with the Evil One, Son of Perdition, the Devil Satan himself. When Collins became the leader of the National Party […]
Ben Uffindell
Super Saturday recap: Patrick Gower doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do October 16, 2021
It was Aotearoa’s first national day of action in over ten years, the first since 2010, when Prime Minister John Key tried to inspire us to clean up our nation’s berms. It didn’t work. Today, New Zealand’s berms are worse than ever. But history is not destiny, and other cliches. Today, we tried again, this […]
Ben Uffindell

Love, family, friends lead to citizenship April 19, 2025
The Mendez family celebrating with their friend are (from left) Ariel Mendez, Leon Mendez, Connie Perez and Amrita Shrestha. PHOTOS: RAWAN SAADI Dozens of residents in the Queenstown Lakes District have celebrated their citizenship during an emotional but exciting ceremony.
Rawan Saadi
From tomboy to the jewel of Mt Iron April 19, 2025
Amy Bixby has been making her own jewellery for two decades and loves the process from start to finish. PHOTOS: SUPPLIED When you throw on your jewellery for lunch, events or work, it is not too often you think of the jeweller behind the tools — unless you have met her.
Olivia Caldwell
Just step up and dance April 19, 2025
Dancers show their skill during a competition organised by the Tititea Performing Arts Trust at the Lake Wānaka Centre last weekend. PHOTO: SUPPLIED Young dancers from Wānaka and afar gathered last weekend for a four-day competition at the Lake Wānaka Centre.
Outstanding rides in ‘stellar’ event April 19, 2025
Gravel In Paradise tour leader James Wilson, of Timaru, leads Chris Nevill, of Central Otago, during the Gravel Muster in Middlemarch last weekend. PHOTO: SONJA & DAVID SUTTON There were two dominant performances in the latest Gravel In Paradise race.
Nic Duff
Pony club show catered to all levels April 19, 2025
Wānaka-Hāwea Pony Club member Macy Goodwin won Reserve Champ with her horse. PHOTOS: SUPPLIED The Wānaka-Hāwea Pony Club hosted its first pre-Easter Show at the Hāwea Community Domain.
Apprentice proves his mettle with planter April 19, 2025
The Central Otago apprentice competition was won by Gareth Bruce of Queenstown. PHOTO: SUPPLIED Queenstown’s Gareth Bruce, claimed the top spot at the Central Otago heat for the New Zealand Certified Builders Apprentice Challenge on April 12, and will now compete at the national final in June.
Rotary launches new ‘place for everyone’ April 19, 2025
Rotary Club of Oamaru Trust chairman Michael Robinson with his grandchildren (from left to right) Nicholas Robinson, 5, Annabel Wilson, 8, Ethan Wilson, 5, and Huxley Robinson, 2, at the planting day at the Rotary Centennial Glen. PHOTO: JULES CHIN "It is a space for everyone."
Jules Chin
Public transport feedback wanted April 19, 2025
Photo: RNZ The Otago Regional Council is again consulting North Otago residents on public transport.
Nic Duff
‘Huge’ for artists to know their work is being bought April 19, 2025
Oamaru artists Christopher Wright (left) and Todd Rawson (right) with IHC national patron Dame Denise L’Estrange-Corbet in front of artwork, including their own, to go to the National Art Awards in Wellington. PHOTO: JULES CHIN Art lovers were in full force at the North Otago IHC Association art exhibition at The Loan & Merc on […]
Jules Chin
Fire Brigade Chief stepping down April 19, 2025
Outgoing Omarama Chief Fire Officer Greg Harper and his wife, Adrienne, at his gold star award in 2022. PHOTO: DONALD LAMONT The leadership of Omarama Volunteer Fire Brigade is changing.
Nic Duff