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Post author By New Zealand Blog News Service
Post date March 2, 2025

Tory Whanau may have to sell Wellington mayoralty to make ends meet September 20, 2024
Tory Whanau has revealed that she’s struggling so much financially that she may have to part with her beloved mayoralty, that of New Zealand’s capital city, if she’s to fund her ever-diminishing lifestyle. Whanau was elected to lead Wellington in 2022, winning an overwhelming victory against the incumbent mayor: the evil version of Jason Gunn. […]
Ben Uffindell
Ukrainian militia receives defective shipment of pagers that just send and receive messages September 18, 2024
There’s been a major setback for one Ukrainian-backed militia on the Russian border, after the group ordered a large shipment of pagers to use as improvised explosive devices. The plan was to litter the pagers throughout abandoned homes and buildings in hopes of wounding Russian soldiers. But upon arrival of the shipment, routed through the […]
Ben Uffindell
Government directs Te Puni Kōkiri to conduct Māori Language Week in English September 17, 2024
The coalition government has issued a directive to Te Puni Kōkiri, the Ministry of Māori Development, instructing them that – in the interests of clear communication – they are to conduct this year’s Māori Language Week primarily or exclusively in English. The directive is in line with the Government’s policy – signaled when they came […]
Ben Uffindell
Government celebrates fact that New Zealand’s healthcare is so good people are queuing up for it at 5am September 17, 2024
At yesterday’s post-cabinet press conference, Prime Minister Christopher Luxon, flanked by his Health Minister Shane Reti and someone we can’t independently verify was a real sign language interpreter, announced that he had some positive news for the country. “Alright team, I’m just going to hand over to uh, Dr. Shane, because I think he’s got […]
Ben Uffindell
Heartwarming: Thoughtful driver uses indicator to tell you what they’ve just done September 17, 2024
It’s 4:10pm in the morning, and you’re in the middle lane heading north on the great southern motorway of our nation’s capital, Auckland. There are no cars directly in front of you, but quite a few in the lane to your left. Suddenly, without warning, a black ute enters your lane, cutting in front of […]
Ben Uffindell
NPC teams will now be allowed to actually use the Ranfurly Shield in play September 17, 2024
Following decades of controversy, the governing body of New Zealand rugby, New Zealand Rugby, has ruled that the team currently holding the Ranfurly Shield may once again use it in play during the National Provincial Championship (NPC). The ruling restores the utility of a prize that for many years was rendered merely symbolic, after the […]
Ben Uffindell
Police say they won’t respond to bomb threats anymore as ‘it’s never anything’ September 16, 2024
Police Commissioner Andrew Coster says that New Zealand’s police force will no longer respond to bomb threats, in an attempt to cut costs and redirect police resources to less boring activities. Coster said that threat response and bomb disposal was a “fairly obvious” area for downsizing, as bomb threats are “never anything”, a “huge waste […]
Ben Uffindell
Air New Zealand flight attendant named CEO after one year on job November 30, 2021
New Zealand’s national carrier, Air New Zealand, has expressed great enthusiasm in announcing its new CEO today: 51-year-old Nathan Guy, a flight attendant who has spent about 1200 hours on the job. Guy joined the company as a fresh-faced, wide-eyed flight attendant serving now-reduced domestic routes in November of 2020, and has since spent a […]
Ben Uffindell
National Party board denies it unanimously agreed to Collins’ Faustian bargain with Satan November 26, 2021
National Party president Peter Goodfellow is today issuing a strong denial on behalf of the party’s board, saying they did not, at any point, agree to the Faustian bargain that National leader Judith Collins struck with the Evil One, Son of Perdition, the Devil Satan himself. When Collins became the leader of the National Party […]
Ben Uffindell
Super Saturday recap: Patrick Gower doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do October 16, 2021
It was Aotearoa’s first national day of action in over ten years, the first since 2010, when Prime Minister John Key tried to inspire us to clean up our nation’s berms. It didn’t work. Today, New Zealand’s berms are worse than ever. But history is not destiny, and other cliches. Today, we tried again, this […]
Ben Uffindell

Sculptural, shiny gowns on red carpet March 3, 2025
Wicked star Ariana Grande walked the Oscars red carpet in sculptural flared pink top and a tulle skirt by Schiaparelli, one of several actors to make bold fashion statements at this year's Academy Awards.
Flatpack coffins cut cost of funerals March 3, 2025
Putāruru engineer Mike Nelson and his wife Marisa have set up a business to help bring down the cost of funerals. Photo: Mike Nelson/supplied It was Mike Nelson's mother who inspired him to get into the flatpack coffin business.
Search after man injured in Balaclava March 3, 2025
Police including a dog unit were called to the suburb of Balaclava and spoke to members of the public. PHOTO: GREGOR RICHARDSON Police are searching for a man who allegedly assaulted another, causing injuries, in the Dunedin suburb of Balaclava.
Laine Priestley
Anora takes top awards, Brody gets second Oscar March 3, 2025
Mikey Madison and Sean Baker with their Oscars for Anora. Photo: Reuters Anora, the story of a sex worker who gets a chance at a new life when she marries a wealthy client on a whim, has won five Academy Awards, including the coveted best picture Oscar.
Rapist who assaulted teens can be named March 3, 2025
Luca Fairgray in court. Photo: Stuff/David White By Kate Green of RNZ An Auckland man who raped and assaulted six girls when they were teenagers - and then went on to offend against a 13-year old while he had name suppression - can finally be identified.
Christchurch Imam moving to Australia March 3, 2025
Imam Gamal Fouda. Photo: Supplied / Mark Tantrum By Delphine Herbert of RNZ Imam Gamal Fouda, who led Al Noor Mosque through New Zealand's darkest hours after the Christchurch terror attacks, is leaving his role as Imam.
Christchurch the 'best' airport in the world - study March 3, 2025
Photo: File image A new study involving 3500 international travellers has ranked Christchurch Airport as the best in the world.
Police warn Te Pāti Māori over audit delay March 3, 2025
Rawiri Waititi and Debbie Ngarewa-Packer. Photo: RNZ By Russell Palmer of RNZ Police have issued a formal warning over Te Pāti Māori's failure to file audited financial statements to the Electoral Commission last year.
Robotic knitters bring wool garment manufacturing back to Chch March 3, 2025
Acrux Wool Systems chief executive Tim Symon has brought in robotic muscle via 14 whole-garment knitting machines to churn out 500 to 700 jerseys a week, with plans to step up manufacturing in Christchurch. PHOTO: TIM CRONSHAW Christchurch’s Acrux Wool Systems is bringing wool garment manufacturing back to the city with the help of robotic […]
Tim Cronshaw
Kiwi artists' work ripped off and sold on Temu March 3, 2025
A copy of New Zealand artist Giselle Clarkson's Fish Species of New Zealand poster was being sold on Temu this week for $7.44. The item has since been removed from the store. Image: Giselle Clarkson By Susan Edmunds of RNZ