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Post author By New Zealand Blog News Service
Post date December 29, 2024

Tory Whanau may have to sell Wellington mayoralty to make ends meet September 20, 2024
Tory Whanau has revealed that she’s struggling so much financially that she may have to part with her beloved mayoralty, that of New Zealand’s capital city, if she’s to fund her ever-diminishing lifestyle. Whanau was elected to lead Wellington in 2022, winning an overwhelming victory against the incumbent mayor: the evil version of Jason Gunn. […]
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Ukrainian militia receives defective shipment of pagers that just send and receive messages September 18, 2024
There’s been a major setback for one Ukrainian-backed militia on the Russian border, after the group ordered a large shipment of pagers to use as improvised explosive devices. The plan was to litter the pagers throughout abandoned homes and buildings in hopes of wounding Russian soldiers. But upon arrival of the shipment, routed through the […]
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Government directs Te Puni Kōkiri to conduct Māori Language Week in English September 17, 2024
The coalition government has issued a directive to Te Puni Kōkiri, the Ministry of Māori Development, instructing them that – in the interests of clear communication – they are to conduct this year’s Māori Language Week primarily or exclusively in English. The directive is in line with the Government’s policy – signaled when they came […]
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Government celebrates fact that New Zealand’s healthcare is so good people are queuing up for it at 5am September 17, 2024
At yesterday’s post-cabinet press conference, Prime Minister Christopher Luxon, flanked by his Health Minister Shane Reti and someone we can’t independently verify was a real sign language interpreter, announced that he had some positive news for the country. “Alright team, I’m just going to hand over to uh, Dr. Shane, because I think he’s got […]
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Heartwarming: Thoughtful driver uses indicator to tell you what they’ve just done September 17, 2024
It’s 4:10pm in the morning, and you’re in the middle lane heading north on the great southern motorway of our nation’s capital, Auckland. There are no cars directly in front of you, but quite a few in the lane to your left. Suddenly, without warning, a black ute enters your lane, cutting in front of […]
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NPC teams will now be allowed to actually use the Ranfurly Shield in play September 17, 2024
Following decades of controversy, the governing body of New Zealand rugby, New Zealand Rugby, has ruled that the team currently holding the Ranfurly Shield may once again use it in play during the National Provincial Championship (NPC). The ruling restores the utility of a prize that for many years was rendered merely symbolic, after the […]
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Police say they won’t respond to bomb threats anymore as ‘it’s never anything’ September 16, 2024
Police Commissioner Andrew Coster says that New Zealand’s police force will no longer respond to bomb threats, in an attempt to cut costs and redirect police resources to less boring activities. Coster said that threat response and bomb disposal was a “fairly obvious” area for downsizing, as bomb threats are “never anything”, a “huge waste […]
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Air New Zealand flight attendant named CEO after one year on job November 30, 2021
New Zealand’s national carrier, Air New Zealand, has expressed great enthusiasm in announcing its new CEO today: 51-year-old Nathan Guy, a flight attendant who has spent about 1200 hours on the job. Guy joined the company as a fresh-faced, wide-eyed flight attendant serving now-reduced domestic routes in November of 2020, and has since spent a […]
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National Party board denies it unanimously agreed to Collins’ Faustian bargain with Satan November 26, 2021
National Party president Peter Goodfellow is today issuing a strong denial on behalf of the party’s board, saying they did not, at any point, agree to the Faustian bargain that National leader Judith Collins struck with the Evil One, Son of Perdition, the Devil Satan himself. When Collins became the leader of the National Party […]
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Super Saturday recap: Patrick Gower doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do October 16, 2021
It was Aotearoa’s first national day of action in over ten years, the first since 2010, when Prime Minister John Key tried to inspire us to clean up our nation’s berms. It didn’t work. Today, New Zealand’s berms are worse than ever. But history is not destiny, and other cliches. Today, we tried again, this […]
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Calls for alcohol warning labels may grow after US announcement January 4, 2025
A University of Otago researcher says more than 1000 cases of cancers are attributable to alcohol each year in New Zealand. Photo: Getty Images By Rachel Helyer Donaldson of RNZ Warning labels on alcoholic drinks would help limit the number of cancers caused by alcohol, but other policies are also needed, says a public health […]
Calls for warning labels on alcohol may grow after US announcement January 4, 2025
A University of Otago researcher says more than 1000 cases of cancers are attributable to alcohol each year in New Zealand. Photo: Getty Images By Rachel Helyer Donaldson of RNZ Warning labels on alcoholic drinks would help limit the number of cancers caused by alcohol, but other policies are also needed, says a public health […]
Tauson, Osaka set to face off in ASB Classic final January 4, 2025
Clara Tauson of Denmark serves in her semi final match against Robin Montgomery of the USA at the 2024-25 women's ASB Classic. Photo: Getty Images Japan's Naomi Osaka will meet Denmark's Clara Tauson in the final of the ASB Classic in Auckland after an action-packed day.
Osaka, Tauson set to face off in ASB Classic final January 4, 2025
Clara Tauson of Denmark serves in her semi final match against Robin Montgomery of the USA at the 2024-25 women's ASB Classic. Photo: Getty Images Japan's Naomi Osaka will meet Denmark's Clara Tauson in the final of the ASB Classic in Auckland after an action-packed day.
Boxing day sales busy after flat first half of December January 4, 2025
Shoppers at Lower Hutt's Queensgate Mall on Boxing Day. Photo: RNZ/Mary Argue The Boxing Day sales boomed after a flat first half of December, retailers say.
2024 saw NZ's lowest drowning death toll in six years January 4, 2025
The provisional drowning total for 2024 is the lowest in six years. Photo: RNZ/Rayssa Almeida Provisional figures show a significant reduction in the number of drownings last year.
Boxing Day sales boomed after flat first half of December January 4, 2025
Shoppers at Lower Hutt's Queensgate Mall on Boxing Day. Photo: RNZ/Mary Argue The Boxing Day sales boomed after a flat first half of December, retailers say.
NZ saw lowest drowning death toll in six years in 2024 January 4, 2025
The provisional drowning total for 2024 is the lowest in six years. Photo: RNZ/Rayssa Almeida Provisional figures show a significant reduction in the number of drownings last year.
Man charged with sexual assault of crew member in Fiji January 4, 2025
A man has been charged over the alleged rape and sexual assault of a Virgin crew member in Fiji. Photo: Getty Images A man has been charged with the rape and sexual assault of a female airline crew member in Fiji on New Year's Eve.
Controls placed on produce after fruit fly found January 4, 2025
A biosecurity operation is under way after a single male Oriental fruit fly was found in a surveillance trap in Papatoetoe. Photo: Supplied / MPI Legal controls have now been imposed on the movement of fruit and vegetables in Papatoetoe, Auckland, where an Oriental fruit fly was found yesterday.