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Post author By New Zealand Blog News Service
Post date September 27, 2024

Tory Whanau may have to sell Wellington mayoralty to make ends meet September 20, 2024
Tory Whanau has revealed that she’s struggling so much financially that she may have to part with her beloved mayoralty, that of New Zealand’s capital city, if she’s to fund her ever-diminishing lifestyle. Whanau was elected to lead Wellington in 2022, winning an overwhelming victory against the incumbent mayor: the evil version of Jason Gunn. […]
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Ukrainian militia receives defective shipment of pagers that just send and receive messages September 18, 2024
There’s been a major setback for one Ukrainian-backed militia on the Russian border, after the group ordered a large shipment of pagers to use as improvised explosive devices. The plan was to litter the pagers throughout abandoned homes and buildings in hopes of wounding Russian soldiers. But upon arrival of the shipment, routed through the […]
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Government directs Te Puni Kōkiri to conduct Māori Language Week in English September 17, 2024
The coalition government has issued a directive to Te Puni Kōkiri, the Ministry of Māori Development, instructing them that – in the interests of clear communication – they are to conduct this year’s Māori Language Week primarily or exclusively in English. The directive is in line with the Government’s policy – signaled when they came […]
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Government celebrates fact that New Zealand’s healthcare is so good people are queuing up for it at 5am September 17, 2024
At yesterday’s post-cabinet press conference, Prime Minister Christopher Luxon, flanked by his Health Minister Shane Reti and someone we can’t independently verify was a real sign language interpreter, announced that he had some positive news for the country. “Alright team, I’m just going to hand over to uh, Dr. Shane, because I think he’s got […]
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Heartwarming: Thoughtful driver uses indicator to tell you what they’ve just done September 17, 2024
It’s 4:10pm in the morning, and you’re in the middle lane heading north on the great southern motorway of our nation’s capital, Auckland. There are no cars directly in front of you, but quite a few in the lane to your left. Suddenly, without warning, a black ute enters your lane, cutting in front of […]
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NPC teams will now be allowed to actually use the Ranfurly Shield in play September 17, 2024
Following decades of controversy, the governing body of New Zealand rugby, New Zealand Rugby, has ruled that the team currently holding the Ranfurly Shield may once again use it in play during the National Provincial Championship (NPC). The ruling restores the utility of a prize that for many years was rendered merely symbolic, after the […]
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Police say they won’t respond to bomb threats anymore as ‘it’s never anything’ September 16, 2024
Police Commissioner Andrew Coster says that New Zealand’s police force will no longer respond to bomb threats, in an attempt to cut costs and redirect police resources to less boring activities. Coster said that threat response and bomb disposal was a “fairly obvious” area for downsizing, as bomb threats are “never anything”, a “huge waste […]
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Air New Zealand flight attendant named CEO after one year on job November 30, 2021
New Zealand’s national carrier, Air New Zealand, has expressed great enthusiasm in announcing its new CEO today: 51-year-old Nathan Guy, a flight attendant who has spent about 1200 hours on the job. Guy joined the company as a fresh-faced, wide-eyed flight attendant serving now-reduced domestic routes in November of 2020, and has since spent a […]
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National Party board denies it unanimously agreed to Collins’ Faustian bargain with Satan November 26, 2021
National Party president Peter Goodfellow is today issuing a strong denial on behalf of the party’s board, saying they did not, at any point, agree to the Faustian bargain that National leader Judith Collins struck with the Evil One, Son of Perdition, the Devil Satan himself. When Collins became the leader of the National Party […]
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Super Saturday recap: Patrick Gower doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do October 16, 2021
It was Aotearoa’s first national day of action in over ten years, the first since 2010, when Prime Minister John Key tried to inspire us to clean up our nation’s berms. It didn’t work. Today, New Zealand’s berms are worse than ever. But history is not destiny, and other cliches. Today, we tried again, this […]
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Bank closed after BMW crashes into entrance October 15, 2024
A Christchurch bank branch will be out of action for at least the rest of the week after a car crashed into it.
Otago forwards included in All Blacks squad October 15, 2024
Fabian Holland. Photo: Gregor Richardson Oliver Haig. Photo: Peter McIntosh Four Otago forwards will join an extended All Blacks squad as training cover before the test in Japan at the end of next week.
Bluey's Big Play coming to Wolfbrook Arena October 15, 2024
The popular children's TV show Bluey has been turned into a theatre production which is set to hit the stage in Christchurch in April.
Harris defends record on black incarceration October 15, 2024
Kamala Harris was interviewed by radio host Charlamagne tha God during her visit to Detroit. Photo: Reuters US Democratic presidential candidate Kamala Harris has defended her record as a prosecutor and pledged to decriminalise marijuana as president, as she aims to shore up support among black men in an interview with radio host Charlamagne tha God.
Police looking for youths after crime spree October 15, 2024
Police are hunting a group of youths after a crime spree in Christchurch overnight that included several "serious incidents".
Police hunt for young offenders involved in overnight crime spree October 15, 2024
Police are searching for the youths involved in an overnight crime spree that included several "serious incidents" across Christchurch.
Wellington council to hold urgent meeting October 15, 2024
Wellington Mayor Tory Whanau. Photo: RNZ By Nick James of RNZ Wellington City Councillors will hold an urgent meeting this afternoon, after the government threatened to intervene following the council's decision not to sell its airport shares.
Traffic light system: Fewer beneficiaries being sanctioned October 15, 2024
Social Development Minister Louise Upston. Photo: RNZ By Russell Palmer of RNZ Fewer people are being sanctioned under the government's beneficiary traffic light system than last month, new government data shows.
Almost 400 more sections added to controversial subdivison plan without public consultation October 15, 2024
Stage one of Earlsbrook will include 178 sections and eight blocks for townhouses. Image: Supplied One of the main opponents of a huge Canterbury subdivision is surprised almost 400 more sections have been added to the plan without public consultation.
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How much less than asking price should you offer? October 15, 2024
Real Estate Institute chief executive Jen Baird: "If vendors want to sell they have to meet the market". Photo: Getty Images By Susan Edmunds of RNZ More "realistic" house sellers are finding buyers - and there is a warning that anyone expecting lower interest rates to mean higher prices right away could be disappointed.