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Post author By New Zealand Blog News Service
Post date September 24, 2024

Tory Whanau may have to sell Wellington mayoralty to make ends meet September 20, 2024
Tory Whanau has revealed that she’s struggling so much financially that she may have to part with her beloved mayoralty, that of New Zealand’s capital city, if she’s to fund her ever-diminishing lifestyle. Whanau was elected to lead Wellington in 2022, winning an overwhelming victory against the incumbent mayor: the evil version of Jason Gunn. […]
Ben Uffindell
Ukrainian militia receives defective shipment of pagers that just send and receive messages September 18, 2024
There’s been a major setback for one Ukrainian-backed militia on the Russian border, after the group ordered a large shipment of pagers to use as improvised explosive devices. The plan was to litter the pagers throughout abandoned homes and buildings in hopes of wounding Russian soldiers. But upon arrival of the shipment, routed through the […]
Ben Uffindell
Government directs Te Puni Kōkiri to conduct Māori Language Week in English September 17, 2024
The coalition government has issued a directive to Te Puni Kōkiri, the Ministry of Māori Development, instructing them that – in the interests of clear communication – they are to conduct this year’s Māori Language Week primarily or exclusively in English. The directive is in line with the Government’s policy – signaled when they came […]
Ben Uffindell
Government celebrates fact that New Zealand’s healthcare is so good people are queuing up for it at 5am September 17, 2024
At yesterday’s post-cabinet press conference, Prime Minister Christopher Luxon, flanked by his Health Minister Shane Reti and someone we can’t independently verify was a real sign language interpreter, announced that he had some positive news for the country. “Alright team, I’m just going to hand over to uh, Dr. Shane, because I think he’s got […]
Ben Uffindell
Heartwarming: Thoughtful driver uses indicator to tell you what they’ve just done September 17, 2024
It’s 4:10pm in the morning, and you’re in the middle lane heading north on the great southern motorway of our nation’s capital, Auckland. There are no cars directly in front of you, but quite a few in the lane to your left. Suddenly, without warning, a black ute enters your lane, cutting in front of […]
Ben Uffindell
NPC teams will now be allowed to actually use the Ranfurly Shield in play September 17, 2024
Following decades of controversy, the governing body of New Zealand rugby, New Zealand Rugby, has ruled that the team currently holding the Ranfurly Shield may once again use it in play during the National Provincial Championship (NPC). The ruling restores the utility of a prize that for many years was rendered merely symbolic, after the […]
Ben Uffindell
Police say they won’t respond to bomb threats anymore as ‘it’s never anything’ September 16, 2024
Police Commissioner Andrew Coster says that New Zealand’s police force will no longer respond to bomb threats, in an attempt to cut costs and redirect police resources to less boring activities. Coster said that threat response and bomb disposal was a “fairly obvious” area for downsizing, as bomb threats are “never anything”, a “huge waste […]
Ben Uffindell
Air New Zealand flight attendant named CEO after one year on job November 30, 2021
New Zealand’s national carrier, Air New Zealand, has expressed great enthusiasm in announcing its new CEO today: 51-year-old Nathan Guy, a flight attendant who has spent about 1200 hours on the job. Guy joined the company as a fresh-faced, wide-eyed flight attendant serving now-reduced domestic routes in November of 2020, and has since spent a […]
Ben Uffindell
National Party board denies it unanimously agreed to Collins’ Faustian bargain with Satan November 26, 2021
National Party president Peter Goodfellow is today issuing a strong denial on behalf of the party’s board, saying they did not, at any point, agree to the Faustian bargain that National leader Judith Collins struck with the Evil One, Son of Perdition, the Devil Satan himself. When Collins became the leader of the National Party […]
Ben Uffindell
Super Saturday recap: Patrick Gower doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do October 16, 2021
It was Aotearoa’s first national day of action in over ten years, the first since 2010, when Prime Minister John Key tried to inspire us to clean up our nation’s berms. It didn’t work. Today, New Zealand’s berms are worse than ever. But history is not destiny, and other cliches. Today, we tried again, this […]
Ben Uffindell

Ambivalent Australia awaits King Charles October 16, 2024
Britain's King Charles and Queen Camilla attend the Braemar Royal Highland Gathering at Princess Royal and Duke of Fife Memorial Park, in Braemar, Scotland, in September. REUTERS/Russell Cheyne/File Photo King Charles, the only British monarch who has spent time living in Australia, arrives on Friday for his inaugural visit to an overseas realm as sovereign, […]
Lawn enforcement sparks berm drama October 16, 2024
Christine Hobbs has a berm garden in the Auckland suburb of Glendowie and says the council has told her that they will not chase her up about it as they cannot apply their berm policy consistently. Photo: Supplied / Christine Hobbs By Robin Martin of RNZ Homeowners are calling for consistency over rules for berm gardens after […]
Mystery black spheres close Sydney beach October 16, 2024
Photo: Randwick Council The appearance of unexplained ball-shaped debris on a popular Sydney beach has prompted authorities to close it down and launch an investigation.
'Dogs biting everybody for fun': Bad owners trigger clampdown October 16, 2024
File photo: Getty Images A southern council is taking a no-prisoners approach to those flouting the rules with dog ownership.
Matthew Rosenberg
Man killed friend after drug-fuelled night October 16, 2024
Jamie Gill died on a Carterton property on 25 June, 2023. Photo supplied by family. Wire Manuel Reddington has been found guilty of murdering his friend Jamie Gill at a property in Wairarapa last year.
Lining up October 16, 2024
Photo: ODT files The Tapanui rugby side lines up for a game in the 1920 season.
The longer you fish in one area, the better your chances October 16, 2024
Spring weather is with us.
Between you and me October 16, 2024
Molly Burgess, emerging hair stylist. What are you watching and why?
Nithdale farm celebrates 100 years October 16, 2024
The Nithdale Station celebration on Saturday had many members of past and present celebrating their experiences on the farm and remembering Charlie Tripp. Front (from left) are Raema Redman, Heather Tripp, Andrew Tripp and Dick Tripp. PHOTO: GERRIT DOPPENBERG A century of owning and operating a farm deserves a celebration, and so family and friends […]
Gerrit Doppenberg
Recipient ‘blown away’ by Woman of the Year Award October 16, 2024
Winner Carol Dawson (left) and Soroptomist International of Gore president Debby Dixon after a night of celebration for local women’s contributions to Gore. PHOTO SUPPLIED: SOROPTOMIST INTERNATIONAL OF GORE A Gore woman was "blown away" by being nominated and then winning the Soroptimist International of Gore 2024 Woman of the Year Award this past weekend.
Gerrit Doppenberg