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Post author By New Zealand Blog News Service
Post date September 17, 2024

Ukrainian militia receives defective shipment of pagers that just send and receive messages September 18, 2024
There’s been a major setback for one Ukrainian-backed militia on the Russian border, after the group ordered a large shipment of pagers to use as improvised explosive devices. The plan was to litter the pagers throughout abandoned homes and buildings in hopes of wounding Russian soldiers. But upon arrival of the shipment, routed through the […]
Ben Uffindell
Government directs Te Puni Kōkiri to conduct Māori Language Week in English September 17, 2024
The coalition government has issued a directive to Te Puni Kōkiri, the Ministry of Māori Development, instructing them that – in the interests of clear communication – they are to conduct this year’s Māori Language Week primarily or exclusively in English. The directive is in line with the Government’s policy – signaled when they came […]
Ben Uffindell
Government celebrates fact that New Zealand’s healthcare is so good people are queuing up for it at 5am September 17, 2024
At yesterday’s post-cabinet press conference, Prime Minister Christopher Luxon, flanked by his Health Minister Shane Reti and someone we can’t independently verify was a real sign language interpreter, announced that he had some positive news for the country. “Alright team, I’m just going to hand over to uh, Dr. Shane, because I think he’s got […]
Ben Uffindell
Heartwarming: Thoughtful driver uses indicator to tell you what they’ve just done September 17, 2024
It’s 4:10pm in the morning, and you’re in the middle lane heading north on the great southern motorway of our nation’s capital, Auckland. There are no cars directly in front of you, but quite a few in the lane to your left. Suddenly, without warning, a black ute enters your lane, cutting in front of […]
Ben Uffindell
NPC teams will now be allowed to actually use the Ranfurly Shield in play September 17, 2024
Following decades of controversy, the governing body of New Zealand rugby, New Zealand Rugby, has ruled that the team currently holding the Ranfurly Shield may once again use it in play during the National Provincial Championship (NPC). The ruling restores the utility of a prize that for many years was rendered merely symbolic, after the […]
Ben Uffindell
Police say they won’t respond to bomb threats anymore as ‘it’s never anything’ September 16, 2024
Police Commissioner Andrew Coster says that New Zealand’s police force will no longer respond to bomb threats, in an attempt to cut costs and redirect police resources to less boring activities. Coster said that threat response and bomb disposal was a “fairly obvious” area for downsizing, as bomb threats are “never anything”, a “huge waste […]
Ben Uffindell
Air New Zealand flight attendant named CEO after one year on job November 30, 2021
New Zealand’s national carrier, Air New Zealand, has expressed great enthusiasm in announcing its new CEO today: 51-year-old Nathan Guy, a flight attendant who has spent about 1200 hours on the job. Guy joined the company as a fresh-faced, wide-eyed flight attendant serving now-reduced domestic routes in November of 2020, and has since spent a […]
Ben Uffindell
National Party board denies it unanimously agreed to Collins’ Faustian bargain with Satan November 26, 2021
National Party president Peter Goodfellow is today issuing a strong denial on behalf of the party’s board, saying they did not, at any point, agree to the Faustian bargain that National leader Judith Collins struck with the Evil One, Son of Perdition, the Devil Satan himself. When Collins became the leader of the National Party […]
Ben Uffindell
Super Saturday recap: Patrick Gower doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do October 16, 2021
It was Aotearoa’s first national day of action in over ten years, the first since 2010, when Prime Minister John Key tried to inspire us to clean up our nation’s berms. It didn’t work. Today, New Zealand’s berms are worse than ever. But history is not destiny, and other cliches. Today, we tried again, this […]
Ben Uffindell
Rest of New Zealand won’t move to Level 1 until threat of Christmas in the Park has passed September 20, 2021
While Auckland prepares to move to Alert Level 3 on Wednesday, New Zealanders in the fun part of the country have been wondering when they might see a drop down to Level 1, given the persistent lack of Covid cases since the outbreak. But the Government isn’t currently considering any such plans, and Prime Minister […]
Ben Uffindell

Community rallies behind food bank after big theft September 19, 2024
New Brighton food bank volunteer Carolyn Tauailoto with donations from the community, which the food bank received after thieves emptied it out. PHOTO: TRUDY BURROWS By Winston DaveyThe community has come together to help restock a Christchurch food bank after it was broken into and emptied out.
Helen Clark blasts UN Security Council over Gaza September 19, 2024
Former Pm Helen Clark delivers her speech to the UN Security Council in New York. Photo: Getty Images The United Nations Security Council's credibility is at stake because of its failure to enforce its own resolutions on the Israel-Gaza conflict, former prime minister Helen Clark says.
'KGB' number plate rejected by NZTA September 19, 2024
When Sergey Sushinskiy submitted his idea for a personalised plate, the authorities spied a problem.
Mark John
Man critically injured after road rage stabbing at Christchurch intersection September 19, 2024
Photo: Chrislynchmedia.com A driver is in a critical condition after being stabbed outside a Christchurch car wash.
Driver stabbed at Christchurch intersection September 19, 2024
A driver is in a critical condition after being stabbed outside a Christchurch carwash.
Cook Strait ferry towed into Wellington after losing power September 19, 2024
Bluebridge Connemara ferry back in Wellington after drifting in Cook Strait for hours. Photo: RNZ The Bluebridge ferry Connemara has arrived back in Wellington, about five and a-half hours after it lost power and started drifting in Cook Strait.
Williamson, Latham lead Black Caps' response in Sri Lanka September 19, 2024
Tom Latham and Kane Williamson led New Zealand's fightback with half-centuries as the Black Caps reached 255-4 on the rain-hit second day of their opening test against Sri Lanka in Galle to trail by 50 runs.
Ferry towed to Wellington after drifting for hours in Cook Strait September 19, 2024
Bluebridge Connemara ferry back in Wellington after drifting in Cook Strait for hours. Photo: RNZ The Bluebridge ferry Connemara has arrived back in Wellington, about five-and-a-half hours after it lost power and started drifting in Cook Strait.
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Landmark win for Otago women September 19, 2024
Otago players Rose Parkinson (left) and Tessa Jopp celebrate victory at the national championships in Palmerston North yesterday. PHOTO: DAVE LINTOTT The Otago women have registered a breakthrough win at the national championships that was perhaps a decade in the making.
Adrian Seconi