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Post author By New Zealand Blog News Service
Post date April 5, 2025

Tory Whanau may have to sell Wellington mayoralty to make ends meet September 20, 2024
Tory Whanau has revealed that she’s struggling so much financially that she may have to part with her beloved mayoralty, that of New Zealand’s capital city, if she’s to fund her ever-diminishing lifestyle. Whanau was elected to lead Wellington in 2022, winning an overwhelming victory against the incumbent mayor: the evil version of Jason Gunn. […]
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Ukrainian militia receives defective shipment of pagers that just send and receive messages September 18, 2024
There’s been a major setback for one Ukrainian-backed militia on the Russian border, after the group ordered a large shipment of pagers to use as improvised explosive devices. The plan was to litter the pagers throughout abandoned homes and buildings in hopes of wounding Russian soldiers. But upon arrival of the shipment, routed through the […]
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Government directs Te Puni Kōkiri to conduct Māori Language Week in English September 17, 2024
The coalition government has issued a directive to Te Puni Kōkiri, the Ministry of Māori Development, instructing them that – in the interests of clear communication – they are to conduct this year’s Māori Language Week primarily or exclusively in English. The directive is in line with the Government’s policy – signaled when they came […]
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Government celebrates fact that New Zealand’s healthcare is so good people are queuing up for it at 5am September 17, 2024
At yesterday’s post-cabinet press conference, Prime Minister Christopher Luxon, flanked by his Health Minister Shane Reti and someone we can’t independently verify was a real sign language interpreter, announced that he had some positive news for the country. “Alright team, I’m just going to hand over to uh, Dr. Shane, because I think he’s got […]
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Heartwarming: Thoughtful driver uses indicator to tell you what they’ve just done September 17, 2024
It’s 4:10pm in the morning, and you’re in the middle lane heading north on the great southern motorway of our nation’s capital, Auckland. There are no cars directly in front of you, but quite a few in the lane to your left. Suddenly, without warning, a black ute enters your lane, cutting in front of […]
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NPC teams will now be allowed to actually use the Ranfurly Shield in play September 17, 2024
Following decades of controversy, the governing body of New Zealand rugby, New Zealand Rugby, has ruled that the team currently holding the Ranfurly Shield may once again use it in play during the National Provincial Championship (NPC). The ruling restores the utility of a prize that for many years was rendered merely symbolic, after the […]
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Police say they won’t respond to bomb threats anymore as ‘it’s never anything’ September 16, 2024
Police Commissioner Andrew Coster says that New Zealand’s police force will no longer respond to bomb threats, in an attempt to cut costs and redirect police resources to less boring activities. Coster said that threat response and bomb disposal was a “fairly obvious” area for downsizing, as bomb threats are “never anything”, a “huge waste […]
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Air New Zealand flight attendant named CEO after one year on job November 30, 2021
New Zealand’s national carrier, Air New Zealand, has expressed great enthusiasm in announcing its new CEO today: 51-year-old Nathan Guy, a flight attendant who has spent about 1200 hours on the job. Guy joined the company as a fresh-faced, wide-eyed flight attendant serving now-reduced domestic routes in November of 2020, and has since spent a […]
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National Party board denies it unanimously agreed to Collins’ Faustian bargain with Satan November 26, 2021
National Party president Peter Goodfellow is today issuing a strong denial on behalf of the party’s board, saying they did not, at any point, agree to the Faustian bargain that National leader Judith Collins struck with the Evil One, Son of Perdition, the Devil Satan himself. When Collins became the leader of the National Party […]
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Super Saturday recap: Patrick Gower doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do October 16, 2021
It was Aotearoa’s first national day of action in over ten years, the first since 2010, when Prime Minister John Key tried to inspire us to clean up our nation’s berms. It didn’t work. Today, New Zealand’s berms are worse than ever. But history is not destiny, and other cliches. Today, we tried again, this […]
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Quick-thinking artist saves life's work from a fiery fate April 6, 2025
Dunedin artist Michelle Annand outside the Manchester Unity Chambers in Stuart St. PHOTO: MARK JOHN A Dunedin artist’s proactive call saved her life’s work and a 19th-century Dunedin building from going up in flames.
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Power outage affects Dunedin residents April 6, 2025
An unplanned power outage has left more than 3400 Aurora Energy customers in the dark tonight.
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Ben Hunt wins elusive Otago Rally trophy April 6, 2025
Reigning national champion Ben Hunt finally notched an Otago Rally win after a controlled drive under sustained pressure. Photo: Geoff Ridder After more than a decade of trying, Auckland’s Ben Hunt can finally add the elusive Otago Rally trophy to his cabinet.
'Awesome to finally win' Otago Rally trophy - Hunt April 6, 2025
Reigning national champion Ben Hunt finally notched an Otago Rally win after a controlled drive under sustained pressure. Photo: Geoff Ridder After more than a decade of trying, Auckland’s Ben Hunt can finally add the elusive Otago Rally trophy to his cabinet.
New classic record set by Buist April 6, 2025
Deane Buist drove fine rally to claim his fourth Otago classic win. Photos: David Thomson Christchurch driver Deane Buist has entered the record books as the first driver to win the Otago Classic Rally four times, after the eagerly anticipated clash between Hayden Paddon and Kris Meeke failed to fire.
Buist sets new classic record April 6, 2025
Deane Buist drove fine rally to claim his fourth Otago classic win. Photos: David Thomson Christchurch driver Deane Buist has entered the record books as the first driver to win the Otago Classic Rally four times, after the eagerly anticipated clash between Hayden Paddon and Kris Meeke failed to fire.
Obituary: psychedelic visionary wrote with ‘serious playfulness’ April 6, 2025
Tom Robbins poses at a book fair in France in 2007. Photos: Getty Images TOM ROBBINS Writer Author Tom Robbins’ novels read like a hit of literary LSD, filled with fantastical characters, manic metaphors and counterculture whimsy.
Obituary: Julius Chan, politician April 6, 2025
Julius Chan. Photo: Getty Images Julius Chan was one of the last surviving founding fathers of Papua New Guinea.
Obituary: Garth Hudson, musician April 6, 2025
Canadian musician Garth Hudson performing with rock group The Band, at Wembley Stadium, London, September 14, 1974. Photo: Getty Images Garth Hudson was the last surviving member of The Band, the highly influential ensemble which backed Bob Dylan and inspired generations of musicians in their own right.
Obituary: industry stalwart put people first April 6, 2025
Meat industry stalwart Bruce "Chalky" White was also a keen outdoorsman who particularly enjoyed fishing. Photos: supplied BRUCE DALKEITH WHITE Meat industry stalwart Bruce "Chalky" White spent nearly five decades immersed in the meat processing industry.