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Post author By New Zealand Blog News Service
Post date April 27, 2025

Tory Whanau may have to sell Wellington mayoralty to make ends meet September 20, 2024
Tory Whanau has revealed that she’s struggling so much financially that she may have to part with her beloved mayoralty, that of New Zealand’s capital city, if she’s to fund her ever-diminishing lifestyle. Whanau was elected to lead Wellington in 2022, winning an overwhelming victory against the incumbent mayor: the evil version of Jason Gunn. […]
Ben Uffindell
Ukrainian militia receives defective shipment of pagers that just send and receive messages September 18, 2024
There’s been a major setback for one Ukrainian-backed militia on the Russian border, after the group ordered a large shipment of pagers to use as improvised explosive devices. The plan was to litter the pagers throughout abandoned homes and buildings in hopes of wounding Russian soldiers. But upon arrival of the shipment, routed through the […]
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Government directs Te Puni Kōkiri to conduct Māori Language Week in English September 17, 2024
The coalition government has issued a directive to Te Puni Kōkiri, the Ministry of Māori Development, instructing them that – in the interests of clear communication – they are to conduct this year’s Māori Language Week primarily or exclusively in English. The directive is in line with the Government’s policy – signaled when they came […]
Ben Uffindell
Government celebrates fact that New Zealand’s healthcare is so good people are queuing up for it at 5am September 17, 2024
At yesterday’s post-cabinet press conference, Prime Minister Christopher Luxon, flanked by his Health Minister Shane Reti and someone we can’t independently verify was a real sign language interpreter, announced that he had some positive news for the country. “Alright team, I’m just going to hand over to uh, Dr. Shane, because I think he’s got […]
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Heartwarming: Thoughtful driver uses indicator to tell you what they’ve just done September 17, 2024
It’s 4:10pm in the morning, and you’re in the middle lane heading north on the great southern motorway of our nation’s capital, Auckland. There are no cars directly in front of you, but quite a few in the lane to your left. Suddenly, without warning, a black ute enters your lane, cutting in front of […]
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NPC teams will now be allowed to actually use the Ranfurly Shield in play September 17, 2024
Following decades of controversy, the governing body of New Zealand rugby, New Zealand Rugby, has ruled that the team currently holding the Ranfurly Shield may once again use it in play during the National Provincial Championship (NPC). The ruling restores the utility of a prize that for many years was rendered merely symbolic, after the […]
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Police say they won’t respond to bomb threats anymore as ‘it’s never anything’ September 16, 2024
Police Commissioner Andrew Coster says that New Zealand’s police force will no longer respond to bomb threats, in an attempt to cut costs and redirect police resources to less boring activities. Coster said that threat response and bomb disposal was a “fairly obvious” area for downsizing, as bomb threats are “never anything”, a “huge waste […]
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Air New Zealand flight attendant named CEO after one year on job November 30, 2021
New Zealand’s national carrier, Air New Zealand, has expressed great enthusiasm in announcing its new CEO today: 51-year-old Nathan Guy, a flight attendant who has spent about 1200 hours on the job. Guy joined the company as a fresh-faced, wide-eyed flight attendant serving now-reduced domestic routes in November of 2020, and has since spent a […]
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National Party board denies it unanimously agreed to Collins’ Faustian bargain with Satan November 26, 2021
National Party president Peter Goodfellow is today issuing a strong denial on behalf of the party’s board, saying they did not, at any point, agree to the Faustian bargain that National leader Judith Collins struck with the Evil One, Son of Perdition, the Devil Satan himself. When Collins became the leader of the National Party […]
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Super Saturday recap: Patrick Gower doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do October 16, 2021
It was Aotearoa’s first national day of action in over ten years, the first since 2010, when Prime Minister John Key tried to inspire us to clean up our nation’s berms. It didn’t work. Today, New Zealand’s berms are worse than ever. But history is not destiny, and other cliches. Today, we tried again, this […]
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ODT quiz: April 30 April 29, 2025
Dairy farmer’s invention not just child’s play April 29, 2025
Hari Hari farmer and backyard engineer Jock Nolan, left, and Plucks Engineering managing director Neil Pluck have joined together to manufacture and sell the Hose Runner, a device to shift stockwater hoses. PHOTOS: TIM CRONSHAW A West Coast farmer can thank his children for a lightbulb moment to take the back-breaking work out of shifting […]
Tim Cronshaw
Former farmer’s story a boost for charities April 29, 2025
Retired Lowry Hills farmer Doug Archbold has survived many medical setbacks and packed a lifetime of experience in his eight decades. He tells all in his self-published memoir: More Than Just a Farmer .PHOTO: TIM CRONSHAW A retired Lowry Hills farmer has just signed off as an author after a successful book run raising money for charities dear to his heart, […]
Tim Cronshaw
Learning lessons from the past April 29, 2025
Glens of Tekoa Station’s Beau McRae tells a large crowd about the early days of farming in the Amuri district at a high country field day by Federated Farmers. PHOTO: TIM CRONSHAW A convoy of high country farmers was treated to a history of merino farming at a North Canterbury field day by Federated Farmers.
Tim Cronshaw
Wilding conifer control hit by cuts April 29, 2025
Fire is no foe for South Island Wilding Conifer Group former chairman Hamish Roxburgh when it comes to controlling wilding conifers. PHOTOS: TIM CRONSHAW Funding cuts are expected to push the wilding conifer problem into a "major migraine" for vulnerable high country farmland such as Molesworth and Muller stations.
Tim Cronshaw
Winter brings increased risk to private drinking water supplies April 29, 2025
Rural residents are urged to ensure their drinking water supply is safe. PHOTO: GETTY IMAGES With winter setting in and wetter conditions on the way, Environment Canterbury is encouraging rural landowners to check and test their private bores to make sure their drinking water stays safe.
Edendale players mark milestones April 29, 2025
Reaching a milestone in appearances are Edendale club rugby players (from left) Phillip Brown, Ryan Udy and Jeremy McLeod. Photo: supplied Milestones have been celebrated and another awaits as the Edendale team shows loyalty runs deep in the side.
Former B+L boss on the move to arable sector April 29, 2025
Dr Scott Champion is replacing Dr Alison Stewart as chief executive of the industry body Foundation for Arable Research. Photo: FAR Former Beef + Lamb New Zealand chief executive Dr Scott Champion will take over the leadership of the Foundation for Arable Research (FAR).
Tim Cronshaw
Music review April 29, 2025
VALERIE JUNE: OWLS, OMENS AND ORACLES. ★★★★ While current global events would seem more likely to inspire dark or depressed music, the Tennessee-based, Grammy-nominated, Bob Dylan-favoured Americana singer-songwriter Valerie June is pushing back.
Clarke bringing glitzy diva energy south April 29, 2025
Legendary entertainer Jackie Clarke is bringing her show to Gore. PHOTO: SUPPLIED New Zealand celebrity Jackie Clarke is bringing her glitzy cabaret to the land of the rolling "r".