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Post author By New Zealand Blog News Service
Post date March 16, 2025

Tory Whanau may have to sell Wellington mayoralty to make ends meet September 20, 2024
Tory Whanau has revealed that she’s struggling so much financially that she may have to part with her beloved mayoralty, that of New Zealand’s capital city, if she’s to fund her ever-diminishing lifestyle. Whanau was elected to lead Wellington in 2022, winning an overwhelming victory against the incumbent mayor: the evil version of Jason Gunn. […]
Ben Uffindell
Ukrainian militia receives defective shipment of pagers that just send and receive messages September 18, 2024
There’s been a major setback for one Ukrainian-backed militia on the Russian border, after the group ordered a large shipment of pagers to use as improvised explosive devices. The plan was to litter the pagers throughout abandoned homes and buildings in hopes of wounding Russian soldiers. But upon arrival of the shipment, routed through the […]
Ben Uffindell
Government directs Te Puni Kōkiri to conduct Māori Language Week in English September 17, 2024
The coalition government has issued a directive to Te Puni Kōkiri, the Ministry of Māori Development, instructing them that – in the interests of clear communication – they are to conduct this year’s Māori Language Week primarily or exclusively in English. The directive is in line with the Government’s policy – signaled when they came […]
Ben Uffindell
Government celebrates fact that New Zealand’s healthcare is so good people are queuing up for it at 5am September 17, 2024
At yesterday’s post-cabinet press conference, Prime Minister Christopher Luxon, flanked by his Health Minister Shane Reti and someone we can’t independently verify was a real sign language interpreter, announced that he had some positive news for the country. “Alright team, I’m just going to hand over to uh, Dr. Shane, because I think he’s got […]
Ben Uffindell
Heartwarming: Thoughtful driver uses indicator to tell you what they’ve just done September 17, 2024
It’s 4:10pm in the morning, and you’re in the middle lane heading north on the great southern motorway of our nation’s capital, Auckland. There are no cars directly in front of you, but quite a few in the lane to your left. Suddenly, without warning, a black ute enters your lane, cutting in front of […]
Ben Uffindell
NPC teams will now be allowed to actually use the Ranfurly Shield in play September 17, 2024
Following decades of controversy, the governing body of New Zealand rugby, New Zealand Rugby, has ruled that the team currently holding the Ranfurly Shield may once again use it in play during the National Provincial Championship (NPC). The ruling restores the utility of a prize that for many years was rendered merely symbolic, after the […]
Ben Uffindell
Police say they won’t respond to bomb threats anymore as ‘it’s never anything’ September 16, 2024
Police Commissioner Andrew Coster says that New Zealand’s police force will no longer respond to bomb threats, in an attempt to cut costs and redirect police resources to less boring activities. Coster said that threat response and bomb disposal was a “fairly obvious” area for downsizing, as bomb threats are “never anything”, a “huge waste […]
Ben Uffindell
Air New Zealand flight attendant named CEO after one year on job November 30, 2021
New Zealand’s national carrier, Air New Zealand, has expressed great enthusiasm in announcing its new CEO today: 51-year-old Nathan Guy, a flight attendant who has spent about 1200 hours on the job. Guy joined the company as a fresh-faced, wide-eyed flight attendant serving now-reduced domestic routes in November of 2020, and has since spent a […]
Ben Uffindell
National Party board denies it unanimously agreed to Collins’ Faustian bargain with Satan November 26, 2021
National Party president Peter Goodfellow is today issuing a strong denial on behalf of the party’s board, saying they did not, at any point, agree to the Faustian bargain that National leader Judith Collins struck with the Evil One, Son of Perdition, the Devil Satan himself. When Collins became the leader of the National Party […]
Ben Uffindell
Super Saturday recap: Patrick Gower doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do October 16, 2021
It was Aotearoa’s first national day of action in over ten years, the first since 2010, when Prime Minister John Key tried to inspire us to clean up our nation’s berms. It didn’t work. Today, New Zealand’s berms are worse than ever. But history is not destiny, and other cliches. Today, we tried again, this […]
Ben Uffindell

ODT quiz: March 19 March 18, 2025
Region’s athletes bring home medal trove March 18, 2025
Zoe Muir with her gold medal, and former Gore athlete and Olympian javelin thrower Tori Moorby (nee Peeters), who won her ninth national title. PHOTOS: SUPPLIED The gremlins got into last week’s report of Gore athletes at the national track and field championships.
Chaplain hopes to give back March 18, 2025
Alison Moore (left) is the newly commissioned rural chaplain for the Gore District, where she will work alongside other chaplains like Barb Walker (right) to help the rural community through listening, presence, and peace. Photo: Gerrit Doppenberg A new rural chaplain in the Gore district is looking forward to serving the community, listening to their […]
Gerrit Doppenberg
Funds raised for treatment March 18, 2025
An all female lineup of musicians sang their hearts out last Thursday night to help raise funds for a beloved Gore native’s $800,000 cancer treatment.
Festival concerns March 18, 2025
The popular Bluff Oyster and Food Festival risks losing its ability to sell alcohol after digging its toes in over glassware for beverages.
Steel give young netball players taste of their pace March 18, 2025
The Southern Steel came to Gore on Saturday, coaching a group of young netball players through all they need to know to reach the next step in their sporting journey. PHOTO: SUPPLIED BY NETBALL SOUTH The old adage "steel sharpens steel" was put to the test in Gore last Saturday, as the Southern Steel held […]
Gerrit Doppenberg
Games going down to the wire March 18, 2025
Another enthralling, tough round of Super Rugby with two games going down to the wire, plus a couple of blowouts.
MIA scholarship to help fund degree March 18, 2025
Meat Industry Association scholarship recipient Georgia Te Raki, of Dunedin, is pursuing a dream of working in the red meat industry. PHOTO: SUPPLIED Dunedin student Georgia Te Raki is among the latest recipients of the Meat Industry Association scholarship programme.
Shawn McAvinue
Competition success March 18, 2025
The Hokonui Pipe Band had two bands at the National Pipe Band Championships earlier this month — one in 4A (above) and a band in grade 4B (below). PHOTO: SUPPLIED The Hokonui Celtic Pipe Band is set to double the entertainment this year in its home town.
Community’s fairy garden hit by vandals March 18, 2025
The Fairy Garden in Bannerman Park has been damaged after a recent uptick in vandalism. PHOTO: SUPPLIED BY CATHY BORTHWICK The hard work of locals volunteering to build up Bannerman Park for all to enjoy has been stifled by the repeated vandalism of the magical path they built.
Gerrit Doppenberg