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Post author By New Zealand Blog News Service
Post date December 7, 2024

Tory Whanau may have to sell Wellington mayoralty to make ends meet September 20, 2024
Tory Whanau has revealed that she’s struggling so much financially that she may have to part with her beloved mayoralty, that of New Zealand’s capital city, if she’s to fund her ever-diminishing lifestyle. Whanau was elected to lead Wellington in 2022, winning an overwhelming victory against the incumbent mayor: the evil version of Jason Gunn. […]
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Ukrainian militia receives defective shipment of pagers that just send and receive messages September 18, 2024
There’s been a major setback for one Ukrainian-backed militia on the Russian border, after the group ordered a large shipment of pagers to use as improvised explosive devices. The plan was to litter the pagers throughout abandoned homes and buildings in hopes of wounding Russian soldiers. But upon arrival of the shipment, routed through the […]
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Government directs Te Puni Kōkiri to conduct Māori Language Week in English September 17, 2024
The coalition government has issued a directive to Te Puni Kōkiri, the Ministry of Māori Development, instructing them that – in the interests of clear communication – they are to conduct this year’s Māori Language Week primarily or exclusively in English. The directive is in line with the Government’s policy – signaled when they came […]
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Government celebrates fact that New Zealand’s healthcare is so good people are queuing up for it at 5am September 17, 2024
At yesterday’s post-cabinet press conference, Prime Minister Christopher Luxon, flanked by his Health Minister Shane Reti and someone we can’t independently verify was a real sign language interpreter, announced that he had some positive news for the country. “Alright team, I’m just going to hand over to uh, Dr. Shane, because I think he’s got […]
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Heartwarming: Thoughtful driver uses indicator to tell you what they’ve just done September 17, 2024
It’s 4:10pm in the morning, and you’re in the middle lane heading north on the great southern motorway of our nation’s capital, Auckland. There are no cars directly in front of you, but quite a few in the lane to your left. Suddenly, without warning, a black ute enters your lane, cutting in front of […]
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NPC teams will now be allowed to actually use the Ranfurly Shield in play September 17, 2024
Following decades of controversy, the governing body of New Zealand rugby, New Zealand Rugby, has ruled that the team currently holding the Ranfurly Shield may once again use it in play during the National Provincial Championship (NPC). The ruling restores the utility of a prize that for many years was rendered merely symbolic, after the […]
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Police say they won’t respond to bomb threats anymore as ‘it’s never anything’ September 16, 2024
Police Commissioner Andrew Coster says that New Zealand’s police force will no longer respond to bomb threats, in an attempt to cut costs and redirect police resources to less boring activities. Coster said that threat response and bomb disposal was a “fairly obvious” area for downsizing, as bomb threats are “never anything”, a “huge waste […]
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Air New Zealand flight attendant named CEO after one year on job November 30, 2021
New Zealand’s national carrier, Air New Zealand, has expressed great enthusiasm in announcing its new CEO today: 51-year-old Nathan Guy, a flight attendant who has spent about 1200 hours on the job. Guy joined the company as a fresh-faced, wide-eyed flight attendant serving now-reduced domestic routes in November of 2020, and has since spent a […]
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National Party board denies it unanimously agreed to Collins’ Faustian bargain with Satan November 26, 2021
National Party president Peter Goodfellow is today issuing a strong denial on behalf of the party’s board, saying they did not, at any point, agree to the Faustian bargain that National leader Judith Collins struck with the Evil One, Son of Perdition, the Devil Satan himself. When Collins became the leader of the National Party […]
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Super Saturday recap: Patrick Gower doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do October 16, 2021
It was Aotearoa’s first national day of action in over ten years, the first since 2010, when Prime Minister John Key tried to inspire us to clean up our nation’s berms. It didn’t work. Today, New Zealand’s berms are worse than ever. But history is not destiny, and other cliches. Today, we tried again, this […]
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Man tried to lure young person into vehicle in Sydenham January 3, 2025
Christchurch police are investigating a "suspicious" incident in which a young person was allegedly approached by a man who tried to lure them into his vehicle.
800 applications for some Ikea roles January 3, 2025
The Ikea store in Sylvia Park will be three levels with a ground-level car park on the first floor. Photo: Supplied By Amy Williams of RNZ Global retailer Ikea is getting about 800 applications for senior management roles ahead of opening its first New Zealand store this year.
Man charged with killing police officer appears in court, gets name suppression January 3, 2025
Flowers outside the Nelson Police Station. Photo: Pretoria Gordon / RNZ By Pretoria Gordon The man accused of killing a police officer has been remanded in custody after appearing in the Nelson District Court.
ODT Racing Chat: Omakau in the sun January 3, 2025
Paul Dwyer spent yesterday at the Omakau races with 8000 people on course on a brilliant day making it the biggest meeting in the South Island outside trotting cup day in Christchurch.
Search on for surfer after suspected shark attack January 3, 2025
The Granites on South Australia's Eyre Peninsula. File photo: Getty Images A search is resuming for a man believed to have been attacked by a shark while surfing at a remote beach.
OT not involved with family at time of alleged murder January 3, 2025
Police in a Hamilton street after a baby was killed and another child and a woman seriously injured. Photo: RNZ By Lauren Crimp of RNZ
Banned bathroom heaters cause Chch house fires January 2, 2025
The charred remains of a Serene bathroom heater after a house fire in Christchurch. Photo: Fenz A warning has been issued after two separate house fires in Christchurch over the past 24 hours were caused by "prohibited" Serene bathroom heaters.
Banned bathroom heaters cause Chch house fires January 2, 2025
The charred remains of a Serene bathroom heater after a house fire in Christchurch. Photo: Fenz A warning has been issued after two separate house fires in Christchurch over the past 24 hours were caused by "prohibited" Serene bathroom heaters.
Search on for surfer after suspected shark attack January 2, 2025
The Granites on South Australia's Eyre Peninsula. File photo: Getty Images A search is resuming for a man believed to have been attacked by a shark while surfing at a remote beach.
Cashmere mates pegged to become NZ's best croquet players January 2, 2025
Levi Franks will compete in the Openshaw Shield in Tasmania and the U21 world championships in Florida this year. PHOTO: SAM COUGHLAN Seven years ago four young friends from Christchurch took up an unexpected sport - not knowing they would become some of the best players in New Zealand.
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