Mary Holm: An offer so great, you just have to hang up

Post author By New Zealand Blog News Service
Post date September 25, 2020

COMMENT:

Q: Is the following a scam? Since getting it and filling out a form, they have been phoning me day and night. Please reply in your column or by email, I’m not answering my phone for that reason …

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