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Post author By New Zealand Blog News Service
Post date December 11, 2024

Tory Whanau may have to sell Wellington mayoralty to make ends meet September 20, 2024
Tory Whanau has revealed that she’s struggling so much financially that she may have to part with her beloved mayoralty, that of New Zealand’s capital city, if she’s to fund her ever-diminishing lifestyle. Whanau was elected to lead Wellington in 2022, winning an overwhelming victory against the incumbent mayor: the evil version of Jason Gunn. […]
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Ukrainian militia receives defective shipment of pagers that just send and receive messages September 18, 2024
There’s been a major setback for one Ukrainian-backed militia on the Russian border, after the group ordered a large shipment of pagers to use as improvised explosive devices. The plan was to litter the pagers throughout abandoned homes and buildings in hopes of wounding Russian soldiers. But upon arrival of the shipment, routed through the […]
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Government directs Te Puni Kōkiri to conduct Māori Language Week in English September 17, 2024
The coalition government has issued a directive to Te Puni Kōkiri, the Ministry of Māori Development, instructing them that – in the interests of clear communication – they are to conduct this year’s Māori Language Week primarily or exclusively in English. The directive is in line with the Government’s policy – signaled when they came […]
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Government celebrates fact that New Zealand’s healthcare is so good people are queuing up for it at 5am September 17, 2024
At yesterday’s post-cabinet press conference, Prime Minister Christopher Luxon, flanked by his Health Minister Shane Reti and someone we can’t independently verify was a real sign language interpreter, announced that he had some positive news for the country. “Alright team, I’m just going to hand over to uh, Dr. Shane, because I think he’s got […]
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Heartwarming: Thoughtful driver uses indicator to tell you what they’ve just done September 17, 2024
It’s 4:10pm in the morning, and you’re in the middle lane heading north on the great southern motorway of our nation’s capital, Auckland. There are no cars directly in front of you, but quite a few in the lane to your left. Suddenly, without warning, a black ute enters your lane, cutting in front of […]
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NPC teams will now be allowed to actually use the Ranfurly Shield in play September 17, 2024
Following decades of controversy, the governing body of New Zealand rugby, New Zealand Rugby, has ruled that the team currently holding the Ranfurly Shield may once again use it in play during the National Provincial Championship (NPC). The ruling restores the utility of a prize that for many years was rendered merely symbolic, after the […]
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Police say they won’t respond to bomb threats anymore as ‘it’s never anything’ September 16, 2024
Police Commissioner Andrew Coster says that New Zealand’s police force will no longer respond to bomb threats, in an attempt to cut costs and redirect police resources to less boring activities. Coster said that threat response and bomb disposal was a “fairly obvious” area for downsizing, as bomb threats are “never anything”, a “huge waste […]
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Air New Zealand flight attendant named CEO after one year on job November 30, 2021
New Zealand’s national carrier, Air New Zealand, has expressed great enthusiasm in announcing its new CEO today: 51-year-old Nathan Guy, a flight attendant who has spent about 1200 hours on the job. Guy joined the company as a fresh-faced, wide-eyed flight attendant serving now-reduced domestic routes in November of 2020, and has since spent a […]
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National Party board denies it unanimously agreed to Collins’ Faustian bargain with Satan November 26, 2021
National Party president Peter Goodfellow is today issuing a strong denial on behalf of the party’s board, saying they did not, at any point, agree to the Faustian bargain that National leader Judith Collins struck with the Evil One, Son of Perdition, the Devil Satan himself. When Collins became the leader of the National Party […]
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Super Saturday recap: Patrick Gower doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do October 16, 2021
It was Aotearoa’s first national day of action in over ten years, the first since 2010, when Prime Minister John Key tried to inspire us to clean up our nation’s berms. It didn’t work. Today, New Zealand’s berms are worse than ever. But history is not destiny, and other cliches. Today, we tried again, this […]
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Three injured after bus, vehicle collide on West Coast January 31, 2025
Photo: ODT files Three people have been taken to hospital, one with critical injuries, after a crash between a bus and a vehicle on the West Coast this evening.
Hospital plans 'worst decision possible' for elderly - specialist January 31, 2025
Associate Professor of Psychiatry and consultant psychogeriatrician Yoram Barak. PHOTO: PETER MCINTOSH The government is being unrealistic and ignoring the needs of an ageing population by cutting psycho-geriatric beds by 50% in the revised plans for the new Dunedin hospital, an associate professor of psychiatry says.
One killed in Southland crash January 31, 2025
Police have confirmed that one person died in a crash in rural Southland last night.
Govt accused of 'alternative facts' over mining plans January 31, 2025
Lake Brunner and the Hohonu Range on the West Coast are both classified as stewardship land. Photo: Getty Images The head of a conservation society says she is deeply concerned about politicians misrepresenting the value of stewardship land.
Duffy gets late call-up for Pakistan tri-series January 31, 2025
Jacob Duffy starred with the ball in the recent Sri Lanka series. Photo: Getty Images Otago fast bowler Jacob Duffy is a late addition to the Black Caps one day squad for the upcoming tri-series involving Pakistan and South Africa.
2024 Collections Graduate Fashion Show January 31, 2025
Coverage of the Otago Polytechnic School of Fashion 2024 Collections Graduate Fashion Show
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Former ACT Party president abused teens January 31, 2025
Former ACT Party president Tim Jago. Photo: RNZ By Anneke Smith of RNZ
Govt's climate target slammed as 'shockingly unambitious' January 31, 2025
The government's new target commits the country to making 51-55 percent reductions off 2005 climate pollution levels, by 2030. File photo: Getty Images By Eloise Gibson of RNZ
Plea to stop early childhood education changes January 31, 2025
File photo: RNZ By John Gerritsen of RNZ
Plea for govt to halt early childhood education changes January 31, 2025
File photo: RNZ By John Gerritsen of RNZ